Gru’s Hobby Bench 1/18

At the beginning of the month I wrote an article about hobby plans for the year. Unfortunately I’ve kind of pushed the blog down the list to get more painting and building done. Fear not! This is what I HOPE to be a weekly post. Essentially all I hope to do with this weekly post is just give a rundown of what I’m currently working on and what I’ve finished hobby wise. So let’s get right to it!


Not going to go into too much detail with these guys yet, but this is a 2000 pt Ork list I’ve built for playing games in my gaming group and pick up games down at my FLGS. Nothing fancy, just a simple, fun Ork list. I went through and gathered up all the models for the list, some painted, some primed, some still gray. I had to build a big mek in mega armor with a KFF and a battlewagon (which I kit bashed a couple rocket launchers for) and added armor bits for the shoota boys since I’m upgrading them with Heavy Armor. Everything is WYSIWYG. This army is something I’m doing a little bit here and there in between other things. I had a ton of boys and meganobz sitting in simple green to strip them down. This weekend I was able to prime everything and then airbrushed kantor blue basecoats on most of it. Need to pick up some more since I ran out. These guys will probably have a little progress each week so you’ll be able to follow along with the progress.


Last year I purchased two boxes of those Pegasus (I think it was Pegasus) ruins to get a little more terrain on my table. I built all 4, but only painted up one. Last year I really made a push to get all of my terrain painted up for my table, and did a pretty good job of it… with the exception of these last three ruins. For this week’s bench article I decided to give a quick run through on how I did them. After assembly I primed them black. Then used Citadel’s Mechanicus Standard Grey to spray them down with a quick base.

The spray is a huge timesaver, hit them each with two quick coats and it gave me a nice base for the ruins.


After the base coat drys all you’ll need is a wash and dry paint. I like the agrax as a wash for these because it darkens and gives a good old weathered look over the grey.


Nothing special with the wash, just put it on a brush and slapped it on. Some spots built up a little more than others, which I like. I did make sure to work the shade into all the cracks though to make them stand out. This is probably the longest stage of the painting process. It’s not difficult, but with all the cracks and splits it takes a bit of time to get them all. (And I probably still missed some spots).


Let the wash dry and then go ahead and use a white or bone colored paint to drybrush all the edges. Don’t need a lot, just slowly build up the color and the contrast really makes all those edges pop.


I know the lighting in the pictures isn’t all that great, I’m working on it… I promise, but as you can see it makes a very serviceable, decent looking piece of terrain. The kits aren’t expensive at all, if I remember correctly I got them on Amazon for around 20$ USD per box. Aside from drying they also really don’t take too long to paint and make table ready. When you’re done you have another piece of cover for you army to hide in on the table!

That’s all I’ve got on the bench today, check back in next week! Also give me a follow on twitter @GruofGrimDark, I’ll usually post of pictures of stuff I’ve been working on during the week. Want to share what you’ve been working on lately? Go ahead and let me know in the comments!

New Year Hobby Resolutions

Happy New Year everyone! Hope everyone had a safe and pleasant holiday. I’m usually not one for new years resolutions, but to be honest I couldn’t come up with anything better to to name this post. I started this blog over the summer with all kinds of intentions and a full head of steam. Unfortunately other things came up and it dropped down on the priority list and sat unused for the past 5 months.

Given that I’ve been able to land myself at least an hour a night (usually more) of hobby time I’m going to use some of it to keep new stuff coming up on the blog. The goal is to get some sort of schedule where I’ll be putting up articles based on different aspect of the game and hobby. One night might be a painting or kit bashing article, then another night have something like a battle report or list article. Although I’ll be honest, haven’t played in too goddamn long so it may be list articles for a while. In the next month or so I plan to get it all fleshed out.

In an effort to try and get you all more excited to read this blog and actually come back to it, here’s a list of things that I’m working on this year and will be sharing on here.

  1. I have a ridiculous amount of orks. I love orks. I love their fluff, I love playing them. Unfortunately, my gaming group consists of Tau, Eldar, Necron and Dark Eldar. So I routinely got my ass handed to me with them. Even though our group doesn’t really do much “competitive” type list building, the strength of those books just puts me at a big disadvantage. However, those piled up losses taught me a lot about what I need to do and how I need to build a list that can at least hang with those armies. Today I scrounged through boxes of all my ork models and sat down with Battlescribe to put together an army I can play against them. I came up with a 2k pt list and got the models together for it. Everything is built and WYSIWYG aside from a Big Mek in Mega Armor with a KFF and a Battlewagon (pretty sure the battlewagon box still has the plastic on it). I’ve come up with a new color scheme for them so I filled up a couple pieces of Tupperware with Simple Green and filled them up. I’ll regularly update as I  progress through the steps with this army.

2. A buddy of mine was reassigned and moved across the country. He didn’t want to take his 40k stuff with him, so I inherited a decent amount of Tau stuff. Honestly, I fucking hate the fish face pricks, but if it’s free it’s for me. At some point I’m going to go through what all is in there and maybe build a list/repaint. The only condition was that I can’t sell any of it in case he wishes to get back in the hobby someday.

3. Blood Bowl. Yes! I know it’s not quite the grimdark, but goddamn is this game fun. I just recently got into it after watching a couple games on Miniwargaming. Since my awesome wife not only tolerates, but encourages my nerdy hobbies I recieved a copy of the new box set for christmas (along with the Death Bowl Season 1 supplement and a box of Scavenblight Scramblers). Played several games over the holidays with family and everyone had a great time. I will at least be doing the hobby progress of my BB teams on here. While my orks are floating in simple green and getting stripped, I’m going to try and get all three teams painted up.

4. Battle reports! This is a maybe, even if it’s only one or two this year I would love to do this. I can’t guarantee how many or the format they will be done in since there is a bit required to do some really nice ones. We’ll see what happens.

5. Narrative campaign. This is something I’ve been working on for my gaming group to do this year. Still kicking around ideas and getting the backstory and setting all written up. We will use this blog to share the progress and story of the campaign as it goes on. Currently shooting for spring to get this kicked off to give everyone time to finish painting their armies up and build/paint terrain.


So there it is, small list but there is plenty to do. Hopefully I’ll be able to provide enough to keep all of you coming back. Any suggestions? Shoot me an e-mail or leave me a comment. What are some of your Hobby goals for 2017?


Getting Back Into the Groove

As every member of the 40k hobby experiences, life has a way of hampering our efforts to get our armies of plastic models painted up and ready to go for the table. Recently I have made it an effort to try and get in at least 30 minutes of brush/modelling time a night.

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I own over 5000 points worth of fully built Blood Angels. The purchases were made at a time when my local group of gaming friends and I were playing nearly every weekend. Lists were being made in spare time and models were being put together in an industrial fashion. This was great for being able to field lists that I wanted to play and actually be able to have the models on the table in lieu of having to proxy load outs and using “counts as” units.

This is all well and good until you get an army on the table that is completely gray, or just a few simple base coats. I am by no means a master modeller or painter, so believe me, the quality of my painted models is not close to the highest standard. I do put enough effort into them so that they at least look decent though.

Anyone who has ever played this game can agree that two fully painted armies, playing on a board with fully painted terrain just gets you into the game so much more. I’ve played many a games where certain movements, situations and combats have caused a pause in the game for everyone to pull out their phones, lean in and snap some dynamic pictures of the battle that was unfolding on the table.

It’s for those reasons why here and now I am making an effort to start getting my armies fully painted. As I stated in the beginning of this post, I own over 5k points of Blood Angels, 750 points of Eldar, Over 4k in Orks and a little over 1k of Tyranids. While just about all of my Tyranids are still on sprues, the remainder of my models are pretty much assembled. The idea of getting that many models all painted and table ready is a pretty daunting task. So how do I go about getting started?

The first thing is I am committing myself to spend at least a half hour a night on hobbying. Whether its doing a little assembly, priming, base coating, adding some highlights or applying some shades. Just that little bit of work a night adds up. Just after two weeks I was seeing the progress accumulate even though it didn’t feel like I was really getting uch done. Being as how I work in the structural steel industry, the majority of my work year consists of long hours, working weekends and the general feeling that I’m at my job more than I’m home. Then once I’m home family takes up most of my attention, especially now that I have a little one running around the house who takes up a lot of what used to be my free time, it can be quite difficult to make doing this a priority. What I had to do was force myself to do a little bit before I get to bed at night. It turns out it’s actually better off for me, it gives me at least a half hour to myself to unwind. Thankfully I have a wife who is very understanding of my geeky hobby interest.

Once I was committed the time to it, I needed to come up with a plan that would be an efficient use of that time. I took 3 of the 4 armies (since that is what I have mostly assembled) and designed small 750 point “patrol” lists for them. Luckily, the group I play with is not competitive power gaming (not that there is anything wrong with it, I do enjoy that aspect of it as well). We tend to run fluffy lists and play maelstrom most of the time. So the lists I was able to build didn’t necessarily have to be super point efficient. This gave me my first “milestone” of goals. (I will be doing future posts on each one as well!) Now I have a clear goal of what I need to paint, and from there on it’s just breaking down the method of getting the army done. As I said, I’m not a master painter. I basecoat, shade spots with washes, add some edge highlights and then eventually symbols, insignias and transfers. I won’t be getting featured in White Dwarf any time soon with them (I tip my hat to you guys and gals that do, your work is INCREDIBLE), but they look good on the table and helps get me more immersed in the game.

While painting or modelling I’ll usually have a podcast going on in the background. Ironically, as I was working on my Blood Angels Patrol the Independent Characters Podcast did an episode all about the things I just discussed, and Carl and the gang pretty much talked about the same things I did as well. They go into a lot more detail and describe techniques and methods for mass painting and such, definitely worth a listen for anyone who is caught in the rut of painting or is interested in learning some new ways of doing things. Check them out at They are one of, if not my favorite podcasts to listen to about the hobby.

What all are some of your methods for keeping yourself progressing or getting out of a rut? Feel free to share in the comments!